Mike's Local Gay Bar Review Archive

Local gay bar review. Oh my goodness Kyle. Oh my goodness. Kyle. I'm gonna talk to you about blend XL in Amsterdam in the Netherlands. Okay. I was there for my birthday middle of November Which that's germane to the story because I Forget what night of the week it was is like a Thursday or a Sunday. It doesn't matter time had no meaning and Because I was traveling so much But we had gone to a couple of gay bars the night before and this night I wanted to go to a drag show and Enjoy my birthday and see Dutch drag queens and Uh, I was I was promised despite being a weird night of the week that there will be drag queens at blend XL I went to blend XL There was nobody there There was Nobody uh nobody at the bar. I had to wait to like Get like you see to get a cocktail They had all of the doors and windows to the place open Despite the fact that it was 40 degrees outside as a fucking icebox in this place There were no drag queens. I went home mad and did not get laid one dildo. This is my first one dildo review Is one the lowest it could possibly receive you can't have zero dildos Kyle You can look at my butt right now

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