Mike's Local Gay Bar Review Archive

Local gay bar review. Are you ready? I'm ready great. Here we go. I'm gonna talk to you about I can't say this I don't know. I don't know. It's it's in French. Oh Les champ mele les champ missiles missle it's It's a lay lay French word Lay from a French word. I love it in Paris. I had an adorable blue neon sign. It was a tiny little bar And here's the thing Europe Get your shit together You can smoke in so many bars in Europe and I hate it so much. It was my first Experience in Grenoble Was was all all smoky and this was just like they just was hot boxing cigarettes. It's it's who's horrible The only beer that they had was Heineken, which I hate. It's too skunky The lesbian behind the bar did not speak English and was very angry at us for not speaking French Um, and then a tiny Heineken plus two waters was 15 euros anyway two dildos What how did it get? Okay, where did the two come from? What positive traits did it have? It was not in this country and

Dildos: 2