Mike's Local Gay Bar Review Archive

First local gay bar review same for local gay bar review. Okay um Let's see let's see which one of these do I want to talk about I want to talk about spark in Washington DC um Spark in Washington DC was having lesbian night. I was there with a listener that I wanted to bang um And um it was so cute cute cute cute cute cute vibe. It was like fancy cocktail vibe But It was all non alcoholic it was a non alcoholic bar. It was all non alcoholic lesbian night bar Yes This seems like all the wrong things for you Yes, so if there had been booze it would have been four dildos, but no booze I'm an alcoholic two and a half dildos Fair did you end up going home with the listener? Yes, we've talked about this. Oh is this one I know about yeah

Dildos: 4